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Why Use Us?

We’re effective, yet inexpensive.

Why?

Because we’re a hybrid letter service, whereas we hire attorneys to craft SIMPLE demand or cease and desist letters, yet we ARE NOT a LAW FIRM, and  THAT'S WHERE YOU SAVE MONEY.

Understand that anyone can send a letter. You don’t even need to use us or an attorney to send your letter. You can craft a letter and mail it yourself.

But you know why you're not doing that? 

Because you want to show your target that you’re serious. Serious enough to hire a law firm (in their mind) and spend thousands to have your attorneys send a simple message. Preferably, a professional yet compelling message.

That’s what we do.  That's our gig.  That's our niche.  Yes, you found the sweet spot between shelling out wads of cash for exactly what we do for a fraction of the cost. 

Maybe you have non-english speaking renters who are late on their rent.  No worries, we got you covered.  You tell us what language they speak and they will receive your letter in that language and English.

We’re the knock on the door... the bad news in their mailbox,... the wake-up call that demonstrates that you take this situation seriously.

When they open our CERTIFIED MAIL envelope, sent from our New York, Madison Avenue office address, and yeah… they’ll know you mean business.

If we don’t receive a response, then your next step might be to pay a law firm ten times as much to do the same thing using law firm letterhead.

Maybe not. Do you think it will make a difference? Probably not. 

Use us for all your simple, legal-type letters. If your target doesn’t respond to a New York Madison Ave LLC, then things will probably get a lot more expensive for you, and that's out of our wheelhouse.

Our letters are short and to the point. (See Samples) In order for our attorneys to craft a legal-looking letter, when you enter your information in our online form, we only want you to explain your situation in four sentences. If you require more than that to explain your situation, then we recommend you hire an attorney for your project.

And understand, this is a project for you. Sure, it might be a legal matter, but it's also a project, and we are the cheapest and best first step in your new project. Our goal is to make this a 10-minute project and not months of dealing with attorneys and vast amounts of $$$. Hell, you can send our letter from your phone.

Let’s face it, if your recipient of our letter doesn’t take heed of the message we mailed them, then a law firm can’t sharpen that point any better.  If your recipient doesn’t respond in your favor, then having a law firm duplicate our efforts will probably have no effect. After all, they're not going to think, “Well, if a law firm writes me a letter, then I’ll comply.”   Really, does that make any sense?

We don’t hide the fact that WE ARE NOT A LAW FIRM, but then we don’t advertise it either. Because we don’t have to. Your letter recipient can do their own research, LIKE READ WHAT YOU ARE READING RIGHT NOW.

Using our service means that this situation, your situation, your project, shows your target that you are willing to shell out money to solve it, and most people don’t care how much you spent, but that’s the point.  Any amount of money shows dedicated intent.

We’re quick, simple, and effective. We don’t even waste time having you approve your letter before mailing it. Yes, you will be emailed a copy at the same instant we send your certified original, but we are quite capable of rephrasing your situation into legal-sounding terminology without your non-expertise. And since we’re not a law firm, your letter has no legal bearing. So, other than sending a poignant message, you are not legally bound to it.  Maybe.  We don't know.  We're NOT A LAW FIRM.

We deliver your message, short, sweet, and professional, that leaves a gurgle in the stomach of the person or company unfortunate enough to have just received it.

And finally, you might ask yourself…

“Why aren’t you a law firm?”

It’s because WE DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR CASE. We’re not your lawyer, your attorney, or your law firm, and don’t have any desire to be part of/or a party in your legal case. We don’t want to get sucked into your legal battle; therefore, we’re simply a private company that sends scary letters from an ominous street address, and then we forward their response to you.

If that’s what you want, then welcome aboard our wonderful bargain basement cruise ship! 

If not, then buy a BOAT.

And you know what BOAT stands for?  

BUST OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND.

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